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The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He’d taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping–complete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean. .Diana Rowland
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Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy.Diana Rowland
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What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!Diana Rowland